Tuesday, December 05, 2006

12.5.2006

i took this list from drew and matt.

69 LAYERS OF YOU

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: james jesse gloyd
Birth date: july six nine teen ate e
Current Location: la, ca
Eye Color: bayou blue, ghoul green
Hair Color: blondish
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: cancer like what'll take me someday

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: the first american gloyd was a servant to one of the chicas put on trial for being a witch in salem. he drowned in an inch of water, drunk.
Your fears: i had a fear in my dream last night that all my teeth had slowly fallen out. i woke up with a headache and thought the dream was about brain cancer or something. i was real cuddly with my wife because i thought i was close to death.
Your weakness: cocktayles and such.
Your perfect pizza: junk in a box people bring to my house that i can dip in butter.
Goal you'd like to achieve: Get a (different) job by March 19 (j/k). i dont know anymore. go sleep or make someone laugh and dance. always that. it'd be cool if there was money involved too.

LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW:
Your thoughts first waking up: really? again?
Your best physical feature: my boyish charm
Your bedtime: 11
Your most missed memory: i try to not think about the past

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK:
Pepsi or Coke: ralph's brand
McDonald's or Burger King: mc
Single or group dates: single. i'm a hermit.
Adidas or Nike: nike makes you jump leaps because of the air.
Lipton Tea or Nestea: yeah, coffee.
Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Take a shower: Every. Single. Day. To do otherwise is inhumane. (same as dru)
Have a crush? on my wife.
Think you've been in love: yeah.
Want to get married? i am
Believe in yourself: to a fault
Think you're a health freak: i eat weird and irregular things at weird and irregular times. either total health or total junk.

LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Gone to the mall: no
Been on stage: yeah
Been dumped: No
Gone skating: No
Dyed your hair: No

LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played a stripping game: no comment.
Gotten beaten up: no.
Changed who you were to fit in: i change who i am to not fit in.

LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLD
Age you're hoping to be married: sure.
Age you wanna have kids: at zillion million years old (pretty soon is more likely)

LAYER NINE: IN A GIRL/GUY
Best eye color: blood
Best hair color: frazzled grey
Short or long hair: skull
(and that's just how robyn looks in the morning- BA DUM CHA!)

LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
1 MINUTE AGO: crying
1 HOUR AGO: cocktayles
1 YEAR AGO: worrying

LAYER 11:FINISH THE SENTENCE
I LOVE: wife, dog, friends, work (not just the stuff that makes money, but that too).
I FEEL: nothing.
I HATE: nothing.
I HIDE: nothing.
I MISS: reading more fun things.
I NEED: more and less time.

3 comments:

Andrew said...

casino royale kicked so much serious ass. i too now pump iron, in an effort to gain a body constructed of cue balls, like daniel craig's.

nice list.

Seriously said...

thanks. casino royal was the best movie i'd seen all year.

Andrew said...

u + me + peebeeARRR = gude tyms